Fitness and Health Considerations
How on earth would I know how to get fit? (Is what you are asking yourself).
Good question, but I’ll tell you this – I have discovered the weight loss secret known as ‘saliva’, and its secret location that no one knows about…chewing gum.
Make sure you chew all day so your mouth produces saliva because it is one of 5 enzymes that digests food.
I recommend only sugarless chewing gum because that sweet little white substance has been causing a whole lot of problems in people’s bodies lately.
By the way, I am not legally trained to offer you this fitness advice. If I were a judge I bet I’d be much better than this lady…
If I WERE legally trained to help you attain perfect health I would probably only charge you six dollars an hour.